Florida Man June 22: This Is Why We Can't Have Nice Things

There are laws that forbid booby trapping your house. A policeman, paramedic, or delivery person shouldn't have to fear a crossbow bolt shooting them when they open the door, or a huge. There's plenty to do without causing a disturbance. The issue is these kids are starting fights, drinking and driving, getting publicly drunk, trashing stuff, etc. They can't just go to the beach.

I asked google where it came from and got some specific examples that are too. It's about when people take nice things for granted. Like friendship, or trusting people, or being open or whatever. In one of the simpsons episodes, lisa says “this is why i can’t have nice things” when bart or homer broke something of hers. Also used in an episode of queer eye for the straight guy.